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Appoint Me As ‘Hack-A-P∆nis Commissioner’ For Lagos State — Lola Okoye Begs Governor Ambode

​Peter Okoye’s wife,Lola reacting to news that Imo state Governor, Rochas Okorocha has appointed his sister as a Commissioner for Happiness and Couples Fulfillment took to IG and wrote;

Around mid this year Governor Ambode @akinwunmiambode launched the “Cleaner Lagos Initiative” CLI to tackle the problem of environmental nuisance in this beautiful state of ours.

Well as we all know, urinating in public is illegal and not acceptable in most parts of the world but then why should our country be any different and still tolerate this gross behaviour? It is no more a case of an emergency….like u really must go. Now it is almost like part of our daily lives.

A gateman for example guarding a building or home, sits in front and decides hey, let me take a piss! He whips his “prick” out and proceeds to make it rain on your nicely manicured front garden or on your fence with no care in the world who sees him.

There is no shame in this pissing game o! Now, since Governor Rochas Okorocha swore in a lady today as HAPPINESS COMMISSIONER I am pleading with Governor Ambode to hire me as HACK-A-P£NIS COMMISSIONER for Lagos State.

My friends know that my OCD is off the chains so with that role I will ensure that our environment is ride of unruly p£nises that are guilty of disorderly conduct. I shall walk around streets with a large pair of shears to HACK-A-P£NIS that breaks the law. LOLA FOR COMMISSIONER! LOL!

#keeplagosclean #respectourenvironment #startwithyourself #nomorepeeinginpublic #itistoxictoourenvironment #thisishome #penispatrol lolaforcommissioner

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